1 00:00:02,706 --> 00:00:04,710 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:21,042 --> 00:00:22,478 I'm back. So, guess who I ran into 3 00:00:22,546 --> 00:00:25,384 - at the grocery store? - Terri Gross... ery? 4 00:00:25,484 --> 00:00:28,624 - No, I saw a mom from school. - Oh, wow. 5 00:00:28,691 --> 00:00:30,929 I haven't seen her in a while and I really like her. 6 00:00:31,029 --> 00:00:32,732 - Who was it? - Oh, I don't know her name. 7 00:00:32,799 --> 00:00:35,404 Anyway, her family just got back from this big summer trip. 8 00:00:35,505 --> 00:00:38,410 They did all this fun family bonding stuff: a zip-line, 9 00:00:38,476 --> 00:00:40,648 got braids in their hair, played with a monkey... 10 00:00:40,748 --> 00:00:43,854 Wait, so some families go on vacation in the summer? 11 00:00:43,921 --> 00:00:46,627 They don't spend it working in a hot slop shop together? 12 00:00:46,694 --> 00:00:48,831 Yeah, why don't we go anywhere in the summer? 13 00:00:48,898 --> 00:00:50,367 Is it because you need to have money 14 00:00:50,434 --> 00:00:51,837 and that's not exactly our thing? 15 00:00:51,904 --> 00:00:53,874 Correct. But who wants to go places, 16 00:00:54,008 --> 00:00:56,112 when you can have great childhoods here? 17 00:00:56,179 --> 00:00:57,348 This is fun, right? 18 00:00:57,414 --> 00:00:58,985 This thing I'm doing with the salt, eh? 19 00:00:59,051 --> 00:01:02,525 Mm, maybe we can't afford not to take a trip once in a while. 20 00:01:02,592 --> 00:01:05,264 And this weekend is the last weekend of summer. 21 00:01:05,330 --> 00:01:07,301 Right, but Labor Day weekend? 22 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:09,071 It's gonna be pretty busy around here. 23 00:01:09,138 --> 00:01:11,610 Oh, come on, Bob. I just want to poke around online, 24 00:01:11,710 --> 00:01:14,181 see if there's anything for one night only and cheap. 25 00:01:14,282 --> 00:01:16,185 Maybe don't search those exact words. 26 00:01:16,286 --> 00:01:17,488 Right. Good point. 27 00:01:17,622 --> 00:01:19,025 LOUISE: I like how 28 00:01:19,125 --> 00:01:20,427 this movie is 80% explosions. 29 00:01:20,494 --> 00:01:22,632 And 20% life-affirming wisdom. 30 00:01:22,699 --> 00:01:24,803 I've got some exciting news! 31 00:01:24,903 --> 00:01:26,774 And yet you're holding zero ice cream. 32 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:28,476 I just found our one-night, 33 00:01:28,544 --> 00:01:30,648 end-of-summer, super-cheap, family summer trip. 34 00:01:30,715 --> 00:01:33,420 - Oh, wow. Lakeside cabin. - LINDA: Uh-huh. 35 00:01:33,453 --> 00:01:36,292 - Can we use those canoes? - Yes. There are canoes, 36 00:01:36,359 --> 00:01:38,330 a rope-swing over the water... 37 00:01:38,363 --> 00:01:40,200 - Go on. - A floating platform 38 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:41,737 in the middle of the lake to lay on... 39 00:01:41,804 --> 00:01:43,975 I like laying. Also lounging. 40 00:01:44,075 --> 00:01:45,745 ...a grill to enjoy meals outside, 41 00:01:45,845 --> 00:01:49,085 and the closest neighbors are half a mile away. 42 00:01:49,151 --> 00:01:50,588 I love grilling outside. 43 00:01:50,688 --> 00:01:52,024 And I hate people. 44 00:01:52,057 --> 00:01:53,460 I mean, being near people. 45 00:01:53,527 --> 00:01:55,598 And there's a fire pit we can sit around at night. 46 00:01:55,698 --> 00:01:57,602 We can catch up on each other's lives, 47 00:01:57,702 --> 00:02:00,474 laugh, cry, and just bond the crap out of each other. 48 00:02:00,575 --> 00:02:03,714 Um, is that TV logo wearing a fun red sash? 49 00:02:03,814 --> 00:02:06,352 Uh, I think it means the cabin doesn't have a TV. 50 00:02:06,452 --> 00:02:08,323 - What? - No, that's crazy. 51 00:02:08,390 --> 00:02:10,528 It probably means there's only one TV. 52 00:02:10,595 --> 00:02:13,199 That is a line through a TV, that means no TV! 53 00:02:13,266 --> 00:02:15,070 Oh. Well, no TV is a good thing. 54 00:02:15,170 --> 00:02:17,341 You got to pay extra for no TV in some places. 55 00:02:17,374 --> 00:02:20,080 Uh, that's a line through an electrical plug. 56 00:02:20,147 --> 00:02:22,318 Oh, my God, does this cabin have no power? 57 00:02:22,384 --> 00:02:25,324 - Um... - Well, now we know why this place was so cheap. 58 00:02:25,390 --> 00:02:27,595 Mom found a medieval torture cabin. 59 00:02:27,662 --> 00:02:29,800 Okay, maybe I didn't read the description, 60 00:02:29,866 --> 00:02:31,570 but we're gonna be together, 61 00:02:31,637 --> 00:02:33,841 breathing the fresh air, drinking the fresh water. 62 00:02:33,908 --> 00:02:35,310 It's "BYODW." 63 00:02:35,377 --> 00:02:36,847 "Bring your own drinking water." 64 00:02:36,914 --> 00:02:40,822 - Oh, my God. -"Tap water is non-pot-able well-water." 65 00:02:40,888 --> 00:02:42,458 - Potable. - I think it's poot-able. 66 00:02:42,525 --> 00:02:45,097 People, we can live without water, but no TV? 67 00:02:45,163 --> 00:02:46,633 - That will kill us. - Listen. 68 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:48,704 If you'd rather sit on the couch and watch TV 69 00:02:48,771 --> 00:02:50,073 all weekend, then fine. 70 00:02:50,207 --> 00:02:51,777 But I think this family could use a little trip 71 00:02:51,844 --> 00:02:53,881 and some special time together. 72 00:02:53,948 --> 00:02:55,450 (groans) Okay. 73 00:02:55,518 --> 00:02:56,687 Let's do it? 74 00:02:56,754 --> 00:02:59,358 Great! But can you seem more excited when you say that? 75 00:02:59,392 --> 00:03:01,195 Uh... let's do it. 76 00:03:01,262 --> 00:03:03,333 Yay, family weekend in a cabin! 77 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,538 - Yay! -(groaning, clamoring) 78 00:03:05,605 --> 00:03:06,573 Bear hug! 79 00:03:06,673 --> 00:03:09,245 I'm not feeling so good about this. 80 00:03:09,345 --> 00:03:11,082 Well, I'm feeling great about this. 81 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:12,552 Me, too, plus 82 00:03:12,652 --> 00:03:14,623 it's battery powered. It should get to see the world. 83 00:03:14,689 --> 00:03:16,527 Okay, we all know our job tomorrow. 84 00:03:16,593 --> 00:03:18,096 Good luck, don't get caught. 85 00:03:18,163 --> 00:03:19,866 Everybody kiss the TV goodnight. 86 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:21,937 (smooches, coughs) Dusty. 87 00:03:25,845 --> 00:03:28,283 Hi, I'm here to pick up a key 88 00:03:28,349 --> 00:03:29,653 for a cabin I'm renting. 89 00:03:29,753 --> 00:03:32,659 Oh, sure. Mr. Collins told me you'd be coming by. 90 00:03:32,759 --> 00:03:34,596 Well, this is a nice little system. 91 00:03:34,663 --> 00:03:38,236 The owner leaving the key in this quaint little gas station. 92 00:03:38,303 --> 00:03:39,740 And fun for you, right? 93 00:03:39,806 --> 00:03:41,409 Oh, yeah, it's a hoot. 94 00:03:41,510 --> 00:03:42,545 What can I do for ya, Henry? 95 00:03:42,612 --> 00:03:44,348 I need some more bug spray. 96 00:03:44,415 --> 00:03:45,885 - They're bad by my place. - Ew! 97 00:03:45,985 --> 00:03:48,456 - Sorry. What bit ya? - You're not from around here. 98 00:03:48,557 --> 00:03:50,427 She's renting the Collins cabin. 99 00:03:50,494 --> 00:03:52,932 Oh. Well, Nippin' Nevins are what bit me. 100 00:03:53,032 --> 00:03:53,934 Nippin' what? 101 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:55,872 Nippin' Nevins. We get a lot of 'em up here. 102 00:03:55,938 --> 00:03:57,809 They usually aren't biting this time of year, 103 00:03:57,842 --> 00:04:00,147 but I guess they're doing their nippin' early. 104 00:04:00,247 --> 00:04:02,418 It was real still, then wham! 105 00:04:02,484 --> 00:04:04,255 The wind shifted and a big swarm 106 00:04:04,355 --> 00:04:07,494 of those suckers just appeared, as if out of nowhere. 107 00:04:07,595 --> 00:04:08,898 So they're like mosquitos? 108 00:04:08,964 --> 00:04:11,603 If only. They're like if mosquitos were meaner, 109 00:04:11,703 --> 00:04:13,941 and smaller, and could get in your windpipe. 110 00:04:14,041 --> 00:04:15,678 And they sound like... (buzzing) 111 00:04:15,745 --> 00:04:18,383 No, it's more like... (gurgling) 112 00:04:18,450 --> 00:04:20,621 Yeah, that's it. She's better at doing the sound. 113 00:04:20,721 --> 00:04:23,359 Um, you know what, I'll take a can of spray, just in case. 114 00:04:23,460 --> 00:04:25,130 And those mints. Oh, and that gum. 115 00:04:25,230 --> 00:04:26,332 Ooh, and that gum. 116 00:04:26,365 --> 00:04:27,836 - What'd you buy? - Mints and gum. 117 00:04:27,902 --> 00:04:30,073 - Gimme, gimme, gimme. - Got some bug repellent, too. 118 00:04:30,140 --> 00:04:31,008 Oh. Good idea. 119 00:04:31,109 --> 00:04:32,512 Yeah, I guess there's some weird local bug 120 00:04:32,612 --> 00:04:33,881 that bites you in your windpipe. 121 00:04:33,948 --> 00:04:35,283 Did you say "windpipe"? 122 00:04:35,350 --> 00:04:36,587 I don't know, something like that. 123 00:04:36,653 --> 00:04:38,022 - You want a mint? - Yes, I want a mint. 124 00:04:38,089 --> 00:04:39,526 LOUISE: We want you to have one. 125 00:04:39,626 --> 00:04:41,496 LINDA (singsongy): We're almost at the cabin. 126 00:04:41,597 --> 00:04:44,569 (gasps) Oh, there's the lake! 127 00:04:44,636 --> 00:04:45,938 There's the floating platform! 128 00:04:46,038 --> 00:04:47,909 Can't wait to jump off of that. 129 00:04:47,942 --> 00:04:49,746 Get a wedgie. That's summer. 130 00:04:49,813 --> 00:04:52,384 "Warning: Risk of giardia remains high." 131 00:04:52,451 --> 00:04:54,689 - Who the hell is Giardia? - Is she a cousin of Narnia? 132 00:04:54,756 --> 00:04:57,629 Giardia is a bacteria or a parasite. 133 00:04:57,729 --> 00:05:00,200 I just know that it gives you really, really bad diarrhea. 134 00:05:00,267 --> 00:05:02,371 As opposed to really, really good diarrhea? 135 00:05:02,404 --> 00:05:04,709 So the lake is officially off-limits. 136 00:05:04,810 --> 00:05:05,978 No lake on a lake trip? 137 00:05:06,045 --> 00:05:07,481 What are we gonna do all weekend? 138 00:05:07,549 --> 00:05:09,251 There's other stuff. Fun stuff. 139 00:05:09,318 --> 00:05:10,555 - Like? - Like... 140 00:05:10,621 --> 00:05:12,759 looking at the lake and smelling the lake. 141 00:05:12,826 --> 00:05:15,363 (sniffs) Oh, yeah. You can smell the giardia from here. 142 00:05:15,430 --> 00:05:18,737 Yep, yep, yep. Should we go check out the cabin now... 143 00:05:18,838 --> 00:05:21,209 that was non-refundable? 144 00:05:21,275 --> 00:05:23,112 So, is that it? 145 00:05:23,213 --> 00:05:24,516 Yeah, that must be it. 146 00:05:24,583 --> 00:05:26,419 Maybe it's tiny from the outside, but inside 147 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:28,389 it's really big? Nope, tiny in there, too. 148 00:05:28,456 --> 00:05:29,926 -(all groaning, coughing) - Oof! 149 00:05:29,993 --> 00:05:32,464 A little musty. Let's get these windows open. 150 00:05:32,565 --> 00:05:34,970 We're roughing it, huh? It's fun. 151 00:05:35,036 --> 00:05:37,074 - It's fun. - Found the bathroom! 152 00:05:37,174 --> 00:05:39,411 And now I will introduce myself to it. 153 00:05:39,513 --> 00:05:41,550 A closet. Interesting. 154 00:05:41,650 --> 00:05:43,419 Hey, Tina, this is a good place to put 155 00:05:43,486 --> 00:05:46,392 the box of pillows and extra water. 156 00:05:46,425 --> 00:05:47,862 Oh. Um, good idea. 157 00:05:47,962 --> 00:05:49,900 You guys were so nice carrying that stuff 158 00:05:49,966 --> 00:05:52,739 to the car, from the car. And you packed it. 159 00:05:52,839 --> 00:05:53,908 - Yep. -(screams) 160 00:05:53,974 --> 00:05:57,347 I just smelled the smell of a thousand dead poops! 161 00:05:57,414 --> 00:05:58,851 Did you hold it in for that long? 162 00:05:58,951 --> 00:06:01,155 - I told you to stop doing that. - That wasn't my smell. 163 00:06:01,222 --> 00:06:03,761 When I flushed the toilet, it was like I opened a portal 164 00:06:03,861 --> 00:06:06,465 to another dimension-- a fecal dimension! 165 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,002 So, that's a fun new thing. 166 00:06:08,102 --> 00:06:09,706 Maybe we should check it out? 167 00:06:09,739 --> 00:06:11,944 Yeah, do that. Gene, want to come into the closet with us 168 00:06:12,044 --> 00:06:14,281 - and the... pillow box? -(Linda and Bob groan) 169 00:06:14,348 --> 00:06:15,885 Oh. Coming. 170 00:06:15,985 --> 00:06:17,522 Why isn't it turning on? 171 00:06:17,589 --> 00:06:19,191 You put the batteries in, right, Tina? 172 00:06:19,291 --> 00:06:20,561 Yep. Six D batteries. 173 00:06:20,661 --> 00:06:22,699 I haven't seen six D's since my last report card. 174 00:06:22,765 --> 00:06:25,504 Um, Tina, where did you get these? 175 00:06:25,571 --> 00:06:27,542 From the bag of batteries in the hall closet? 176 00:06:27,609 --> 00:06:29,713 - That's the dead battery bag. - What? 177 00:06:29,813 --> 00:06:32,217 Mom keeps the good batteries in her nightstand. 178 00:06:32,284 --> 00:06:34,088 Why do we have a bag of dead batteries? 179 00:06:34,121 --> 00:06:36,058 'Cause Mom says there's a special way to dispose 180 00:06:36,125 --> 00:06:37,962 of them but she never found out what it was. 181 00:06:38,029 --> 00:06:39,899 And if we're being honest, I don't think she ever will. 182 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:42,237 Tina, I made the decoy TV out of a shoebox, 183 00:06:42,304 --> 00:06:44,241 Gene swapped the pillows out for the TV. 184 00:06:44,308 --> 00:06:45,845 You were on batteries. 185 00:06:45,878 --> 00:06:48,249 I'm sorry, but it's not my fault our battery situation's a mess. 186 00:06:48,316 --> 00:06:49,786 Great, I guess this is a bust 187 00:06:49,853 --> 00:06:51,657 like everything else in this cabin. 188 00:06:51,723 --> 00:06:53,694 Well, it seems like that is 189 00:06:53,761 --> 00:06:55,731 just how the bathroom is gonna be. 190 00:06:55,831 --> 00:06:58,269 Okay, so we have to smell everyone else's poop 191 00:06:58,369 --> 00:07:00,240 who's stayed here for the last couple years. 192 00:07:00,340 --> 00:07:01,543 (chuckles) Big deal. 193 00:07:01,610 --> 00:07:02,779 - Hmm. - Huh. A radio. 194 00:07:02,879 --> 00:07:04,516 At this point, I'll take anything. 195 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:06,052 Where's the "on" button? 196 00:07:06,152 --> 00:07:07,522 Looks like an emergency radio. 197 00:07:07,622 --> 00:07:09,425 You turn that crank to power it up. 198 00:07:09,491 --> 00:07:11,162 I got to work for my music? 199 00:07:11,262 --> 00:07:12,632 (groans) Fine. 200 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:15,103 (grunting) This woods music is weird. 201 00:07:15,170 --> 00:07:17,675 - That's static. - REPORTER: Advisory alert. 202 00:07:17,775 --> 00:07:20,715 The Rimshaw Pass will remain closed due to high winds... 203 00:07:20,781 --> 00:07:23,486 I think emergency radios only get the weather band? 204 00:07:23,621 --> 00:07:26,526 Okay, let's get outside and start having some fun, huh? 205 00:07:26,627 --> 00:07:28,764 REPORTER: The forest service advises staying indoors... 206 00:07:28,831 --> 00:07:30,801 Uh, wait, hang on, there's some sort of advisory. 207 00:07:30,901 --> 00:07:32,672 ...due to a Nippin' Nevins infestation. 208 00:07:32,772 --> 00:07:34,308 -"Infestation"? - Shifting winds will bring swarms 209 00:07:34,408 --> 00:07:36,546 into the Mountain Grove Forest... 210 00:07:36,613 --> 00:07:39,118 Uh, isn't that where we are, Mountain Grove something? 211 00:07:39,218 --> 00:07:41,757 And is that the same bug you were talking about in the car, 212 00:07:41,823 --> 00:07:44,094 - w-with the windpipe? - Oh, yeah, Nippin' Nevins. 213 00:07:44,194 --> 00:07:46,733 Come on, don't let a few bugs ruin our weekend. 214 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,637 - We're bigger than them. -(distant buzzing) 215 00:07:48,737 --> 00:07:50,407 Is that sound coming from the radio? 216 00:07:50,508 --> 00:07:53,580 That's not static. 217 00:07:55,518 --> 00:07:58,289 - TINA: Aah! - Seal it up! Seal it up! 218 00:07:59,058 --> 00:08:01,162 (gasping) Oh, they have a guest book. 219 00:08:01,228 --> 00:08:02,899 That's a nice touch. (gasping) 220 00:08:05,738 --> 00:08:08,409 -(Tina gasping) - Ow! I'm under attack! 221 00:08:08,476 --> 00:08:09,646 They're coming through the gap under the door. 222 00:08:09,713 --> 00:08:11,883 Aah! Kill them! Kill them all! 223 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:13,854 Tina, you're gonna use all the spray. 224 00:08:13,954 --> 00:08:16,392 Plus, it's repellent to spray on us, not on them. 225 00:08:16,459 --> 00:08:18,463 So we spray ourselves, then roll on the bugs? 226 00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:19,699 Duct tape! We can seal the gap. 227 00:08:19,766 --> 00:08:22,404 (panting) There. No more Nippin' Nevins. 228 00:08:22,471 --> 00:08:24,041 We're good now. 229 00:08:24,141 --> 00:08:25,811 This is fine. Hey, come on. 230 00:08:25,878 --> 00:08:27,648 Let's, uh, let's explore the cabin. 231 00:08:27,715 --> 00:08:29,719 Oh, look at that. Look at the wood. 232 00:08:29,819 --> 00:08:32,625 Lin, uh, can I talk to you in private for a second? 233 00:08:32,692 --> 00:08:34,662 I think maybe we should leave. 234 00:08:34,729 --> 00:08:36,700 And go home. Like right now. 235 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:38,436 - Yes! - Yay! - Seriously! 236 00:08:38,537 --> 00:08:39,739 Sorry. That was private. 237 00:08:39,839 --> 00:08:41,643 Oh, come on, it's just a swarm of bugs. 238 00:08:41,743 --> 00:08:44,114 It'll move on. It's what swarms do. 239 00:08:44,214 --> 00:08:45,985 Then we can go back outside. 240 00:08:46,052 --> 00:08:47,889 Uh, Lin, we can't even go in the lake. 241 00:08:47,955 --> 00:08:49,759 Because of the diarrhea water. 242 00:08:49,826 --> 00:08:51,596 Also the food in the cooler might spoil 243 00:08:51,663 --> 00:08:53,634 'cause it's a hundred degrees in here. 244 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,303 It's not a hundred degrees, Bob. 245 00:08:55,437 --> 00:08:56,773 It's 82 degrees. 246 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,109 - What? - Wait, now it's 83. 247 00:08:58,176 --> 00:09:00,447 Well, sweat's good for you. 248 00:09:00,514 --> 00:09:01,850 Makes you shiny. 249 00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:03,219 We're not gonna let freaky flies 250 00:09:03,352 --> 00:09:05,256 and giardia ruin our summer trip. 251 00:09:05,356 --> 00:09:07,562 We could, uh, play a game. Dominoes! 252 00:09:07,595 --> 00:09:09,064 Does anyone know how to play? 253 00:09:09,164 --> 00:09:12,003 Do we just throw them at each other? I'll go first. 254 00:09:12,104 --> 00:09:14,074 Yeah, that seems great. 255 00:09:14,141 --> 00:09:15,644 Uh, Nippin' Nevin! 256 00:09:15,745 --> 00:09:16,880 - Where? -(Tina gasping) 257 00:09:16,947 --> 00:09:18,517 I think it came up through the sink. 258 00:09:18,617 --> 00:09:20,487 - Aah! - Tina, stop! Duct tape! 259 00:09:20,588 --> 00:09:22,257 - Bob, grab the duct tape! - Here! 260 00:09:22,290 --> 00:09:24,495 -(Tina gasping) - Psst, come on. 261 00:09:24,562 --> 00:09:26,031 Tina, there was no bug. 262 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:28,269 I made it up to distract Mom and Dad. 263 00:09:28,336 --> 00:09:29,471 Really? Okay, phew. 264 00:09:29,606 --> 00:09:30,875 Listen, Mom's gonna make us 265 00:09:30,908 --> 00:09:32,779 spend the night here in this sweaty bug box. 266 00:09:32,879 --> 00:09:35,083 So we got to find a way to power this baby up. 267 00:09:35,150 --> 00:09:37,421 Otherwise, I don't know if I'm gonna make it. 268 00:09:37,522 --> 00:09:38,757 We could wait for lightning? 269 00:09:38,824 --> 00:09:40,493 It worked for Ben Franklin and Frankenstein. 270 00:09:40,561 --> 00:09:42,397 Ooh, Halloween idea: Ben Franklinstein. 271 00:09:42,464 --> 00:09:44,903 What-what are you all doing in here at-at the same time? 272 00:09:45,003 --> 00:09:46,907 - LOUISE: Oh, hey, Dad. - Wait. 273 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:48,744 Is that the portable TV from home? 274 00:09:48,811 --> 00:09:50,648 - Shh! -(grunting) 275 00:09:50,714 --> 00:09:52,184 - You smuggled our TV here? - Maybe. 276 00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:54,923 - How? - Inside the box of pillows and extra water. 277 00:09:54,989 --> 00:09:57,227 Wait, so we don't have any pillows and extra water? 278 00:09:57,327 --> 00:10:00,099 We have that one bottle of water and we have TV. 279 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:02,572 Kids, you shouldn't have done that, plus... 280 00:10:02,638 --> 00:10:04,041 can you even get any reception? 281 00:10:04,074 --> 00:10:05,945 We can't power it on because someone 282 00:10:06,045 --> 00:10:08,449 brought six dead D batteries instead of alive ones. 283 00:10:08,517 --> 00:10:09,953 We don't have to talk about who. 284 00:10:09,986 --> 00:10:11,322 Wait, are we not in trouble? 285 00:10:11,422 --> 00:10:13,894 I mean, your mom will be mad at you if she finds out. 286 00:10:13,961 --> 00:10:16,867 And then I'll be mad at you, uh, also. 287 00:10:16,933 --> 00:10:19,438 Because, technically, this is wrong. 288 00:10:19,506 --> 00:10:20,975 Technically, the whole trip is wrong. 289 00:10:21,075 --> 00:10:23,680 Huh. I think the camping lantern takes six D batteries. 290 00:10:23,714 --> 00:10:24,816 - Forget I said that. -(whoops) 291 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:26,352 - BOTH: Yes! - I like the new guy. 292 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:28,824 No, no, no, no, no. We shouldn't, we really shouldn't. 293 00:10:28,924 --> 00:10:31,295 But if we watch TV while Mom's asleep, 294 00:10:31,395 --> 00:10:33,734 then it's not like we're doing anything wrong, right? 295 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,170 That's interesting. 296 00:10:35,270 --> 00:10:37,174 But, still, I'm with your mom on this. 297 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:38,309 So we probably shouldn't. 298 00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:40,548 - Sounded like a yes to me. - Loving the new guy. 299 00:10:40,648 --> 00:10:42,217 No, no, no TV. Ooh, hey, Lin. 300 00:10:42,284 --> 00:10:44,321 - How's it going over there? - Pretty good. 301 00:10:44,388 --> 00:10:47,093 Uh, the sink was wet and the tape wouldn't stick. 302 00:10:47,194 --> 00:10:48,897 So I had to improvise. 303 00:10:48,997 --> 00:10:51,870 And we can't use the sink anymore, but that's okay. 304 00:10:51,937 --> 00:10:53,740 Ah, camping lantern works. 305 00:10:53,841 --> 00:10:55,611 Gonna put it right over here. 306 00:10:55,678 --> 00:10:57,414 Conveniently located right by the closet. 307 00:10:57,515 --> 00:11:00,486 - It's fine where it was. Mm. - Eh, just more useful over here. 308 00:11:00,588 --> 00:11:01,990 So, should we do dominoes? 309 00:11:02,090 --> 00:11:03,827 Or-or I think we might have cards? 310 00:11:03,894 --> 00:11:05,263 Or-or play charades? 311 00:11:05,330 --> 00:11:06,900 Or guess each other's birthdays? 312 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,670 Yeah, whatever ends this day the fastest. 313 00:11:08,737 --> 00:11:09,873 Let's do dominoes. 314 00:11:09,973 --> 00:11:11,242 We can figure out how to play. 315 00:11:11,308 --> 00:11:13,346 These dots probably mean something, right? 316 00:11:13,446 --> 00:11:15,316 - This one has 12. - Mom wins. 317 00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:16,753 So I built a little house. 318 00:11:16,853 --> 00:11:18,489 Does anyone have a better house than me? 319 00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:19,491 Go fish? 320 00:11:19,592 --> 00:11:20,694 Need television. 321 00:11:20,761 --> 00:11:22,163 - I think I'm dying. - Me, too. 322 00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:23,934 Everyone looks like a TV to me right now. 323 00:11:24,034 --> 00:11:25,169 - What was that, kids? - Nothing! 324 00:11:25,236 --> 00:11:27,173 - Mm. - Should we start making dinner? 325 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:28,276 Keep things moving here? 326 00:11:28,376 --> 00:11:30,280 Or how about we get a fire going in this guy? 327 00:11:30,346 --> 00:11:32,217 - That's cabin-y. - TINA: Oh, God, please, no! 328 00:11:32,284 --> 00:11:34,187 BOB: Might be a little warm for a fire. 329 00:11:34,221 --> 00:11:35,156 Right, right. 330 00:11:35,256 --> 00:11:36,960 LINDA: Well, I don't even mind 331 00:11:37,027 --> 00:11:38,730 that we can't go outside to use the grill. 332 00:11:38,797 --> 00:11:40,433 I think this food's better if you don't cook it. 333 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:43,206 Yeah, and it'll be fun to bring the steak back home. 334 00:11:43,306 --> 00:11:44,676 I think it'll taste great 335 00:11:44,776 --> 00:11:46,880 after sitting in the cooler for a few days. 336 00:11:46,980 --> 00:11:49,017 And the zucchini? Mmm, so raw. 337 00:11:49,117 --> 00:11:51,455 It's emotionally raw. And ketchup's still ketchup. 338 00:11:51,523 --> 00:11:53,660 Yeah, right? Pass me some of that. 339 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:56,533 It's your big day, ketchup. You're an entree now. 340 00:11:56,566 --> 00:11:58,202 I'm gonna go... 341 00:11:58,269 --> 00:11:59,739 check on the pillows. 342 00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,108 - All right... - No. No. 343 00:12:01,208 --> 00:12:03,346 - It's way too soon for pillows. - No, yeah. 344 00:12:03,446 --> 00:12:05,584 And then one of you guys can go in there after me, 345 00:12:05,651 --> 00:12:07,521 and, you know, you check on them, too. 346 00:12:07,622 --> 00:12:08,890 No, no. No, no, no. 347 00:12:08,957 --> 00:12:10,193 Why don't you check on the pillows later? 348 00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:13,266 Closer to, or after bedtime, Louise? 349 00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:14,602 Uh, or not at all? 350 00:12:14,702 --> 00:12:16,940 No, it's okay. I'm just gonna bring this, 351 00:12:17,007 --> 00:12:19,545 so I can see if the pillows are working. 352 00:12:19,646 --> 00:12:21,448 - Mm-mm, mm-mm. - It's fine. So quick. 353 00:12:21,549 --> 00:12:22,752 So quiet. See you in half an hour. 354 00:12:22,818 --> 00:12:24,822 Mmm! Ketchup tastes even better 355 00:12:24,923 --> 00:12:26,392 in the woods, right? 356 00:12:26,492 --> 00:12:28,229 Those pillows are pretty good. They were making me laugh... 357 00:12:28,296 --> 00:12:31,368 with the situations they got themselves into. 358 00:12:31,468 --> 00:12:34,141 Well, now I should see what those pillows are getting up to. 359 00:12:34,274 --> 00:12:35,511 It sounds delightful. 360 00:12:35,611 --> 00:12:37,615 - Guys, stop. - What's so exciting about these pillows? 361 00:12:37,682 --> 00:12:39,519 - Now I kind of want to see. - LOUISE: No! 362 00:12:39,619 --> 00:12:41,322 - I don't think you'll like it that much. - TINA: It's an acquired taste. 363 00:12:41,388 --> 00:12:43,660 Gene, kids, no more pillows right now. 364 00:12:43,727 --> 00:12:45,631 You know what, I think we're all just tired. 365 00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,000 We're snapping at each other. 366 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,870 Should we start setting up for night-night? 367 00:12:48,971 --> 00:12:51,308 What? No, it's early. 368 00:12:51,342 --> 00:12:52,410 I could go night-night. 369 00:12:52,511 --> 00:12:55,116 Yeah, that ketchup is catching up to me. (yawns) 370 00:12:55,216 --> 00:12:57,755 Okay. I guess it must be all the... 371 00:12:57,855 --> 00:12:59,592 fresh air, right? 372 00:12:59,692 --> 00:13:01,663 (snoring) 373 00:13:01,730 --> 00:13:03,232 (gunfire on TV) 374 00:13:03,332 --> 00:13:05,604 -(tires screech on TV) - I don't feel great about this. 375 00:13:05,704 --> 00:13:07,642 I'm trying not to think about it. 376 00:13:07,742 --> 00:13:09,011 TV's definitely helping. 377 00:13:09,111 --> 00:13:11,115 Hey, Mom knew who you were when she married you. 378 00:13:11,215 --> 00:13:12,885 You're a television enthusiast. 379 00:13:12,985 --> 00:13:14,154 - I am. - What the...?! 380 00:13:14,221 --> 00:13:15,824 - Lin! - Mom! - Oh, hey. 381 00:13:15,891 --> 00:13:16,860 - Surprise! - Hi... 382 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,164 - Uh... - Happy birthday! 383 00:13:19,231 --> 00:13:21,101 - That was a long hide-and-seek. - What is this? 384 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:23,205 Oh, look, there's a TV in here. Didn't even notice. 385 00:13:23,272 --> 00:13:25,577 I can't believe I just caught you guys doing this. 386 00:13:25,644 --> 00:13:28,817 -(grunts) - Do you think she bought that? 387 00:13:32,157 --> 00:13:34,662 You snuck our TV into our TV-free, 388 00:13:34,762 --> 00:13:36,131 family bonding weekend? 389 00:13:36,231 --> 00:13:38,135 We're supposed to be talking and sharing 390 00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:40,173 and having fun cabin experiences 391 00:13:40,273 --> 00:13:42,611 that bring us closer together as a family! 392 00:13:42,712 --> 00:13:46,352 I mean, watching TV together is sort of family bonding. 393 00:13:46,452 --> 00:13:48,990 We were all feeling really close to each other in there. 394 00:13:49,057 --> 00:13:51,863 And not just because we were all smushed in a small closet. 395 00:13:51,930 --> 00:13:53,700 And you, Bob! Come on. 396 00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:54,936 I'm sorry. 397 00:13:55,036 --> 00:13:56,773 I tried to stop them, 398 00:13:56,873 --> 00:13:59,144 but then I guess I missed TV, too. 399 00:13:59,211 --> 00:14:00,647 I mean, let's face it, Lin. 400 00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:03,185 This wasn't what you imagined when you booked this place. 401 00:14:03,252 --> 00:14:05,758 (sighs) You're right. It has been a disaster. 402 00:14:05,858 --> 00:14:07,762 The giardia, the Nippin' Nevins. 403 00:14:07,895 --> 00:14:09,064 - No power. - No water. 404 00:14:09,164 --> 00:14:10,299 The portal to hell that opens 405 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,270 every time someone flushes the toilet. 406 00:14:12,370 --> 00:14:13,372 Yes, all those things. 407 00:14:13,439 --> 00:14:15,143 I just wanted a chance for us to get away, 408 00:14:15,209 --> 00:14:17,080 which we never do, and just enjoy each other. 409 00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:18,315 Well, it's kind of hard when we're all 410 00:14:18,382 --> 00:14:20,086 sitting around on sweaty butt cracks. 411 00:14:20,186 --> 00:14:21,723 Yeah, fine, you win, I give up. 412 00:14:21,823 --> 00:14:23,059 Watch TV if you want. 413 00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:24,829 We'll leave first thing in the morning. 414 00:14:24,929 --> 00:14:26,866 Yeah-- okay. 415 00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,069 Lin, we don't have to. 416 00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:29,672 No, shush. We'll leave. 417 00:14:29,739 --> 00:14:31,408 I'm just gonna get some sleep. (groans) 418 00:14:31,475 --> 00:14:33,613 These pillows are filled with mulch or something. 419 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,249 Where are the pillows we brought? 420 00:14:35,383 --> 00:14:36,418 Oh. Right. 421 00:14:36,519 --> 00:14:38,155 - KIDS: Sorry. - Humph. 422 00:14:38,222 --> 00:14:40,561 ♪ Sweaty buttcracks ♪ 423 00:14:40,627 --> 00:14:42,565 ♪ Sweaty buttcracks ♪ 424 00:14:42,598 --> 00:14:44,836 ♪ Sweaty buttcracks ♪ 425 00:14:44,936 --> 00:14:46,840 ♪ Ooh... ♪ 426 00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:48,577 LINDA: (scoffing) Please. 427 00:14:48,677 --> 00:14:50,614 M-Morning, Linda. 428 00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,083 (muttering) 429 00:14:52,150 --> 00:14:54,121 So are we still gonna pack up and leave 430 00:14:54,187 --> 00:14:56,325 this really fun place? 431 00:14:56,391 --> 00:14:58,797 Yeah, yeah, I just want to do one outdoor thing first. 432 00:14:58,864 --> 00:15:02,237 - But you said we could go. - I want to take a canoe out to the floating platform. 433 00:15:02,303 --> 00:15:04,007 - The one in the lake? - Mm-hmm, yep. 434 00:15:04,074 --> 00:15:05,978 Where all the giardia is and the bugs? 435 00:15:06,078 --> 00:15:07,782 I'll be in a canoe. I'll be fine. 436 00:15:07,848 --> 00:15:09,819 And I'm spraying down. 437 00:15:09,886 --> 00:15:12,190 Okay. My left arm will be fine. 438 00:15:12,290 --> 00:15:14,796 Sorry, I, uh, went a little wild spraying that stuff. 439 00:15:14,829 --> 00:15:16,666 Now I see how it works for next time. 440 00:15:16,766 --> 00:15:19,739 All right, I'm going. And if you don't want to come, don't. 441 00:15:19,839 --> 00:15:21,408 I love you, Mother, but hell no. 442 00:15:21,475 --> 00:15:23,145 Whatever. You can stay here and pack. 443 00:15:23,245 --> 00:15:25,517 Lin, are-are you sure you want to do this? 444 00:15:25,584 --> 00:15:28,022 - Yes. I'll be fine. Aah! -(insects buzzing) 445 00:15:28,088 --> 00:15:31,395 -(Linda shouting) - Have fun. (grunting) 446 00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:33,633 Shoo, flies, shoo! 447 00:15:36,238 --> 00:15:38,142 Whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa! Whoa-whoa! 448 00:15:38,209 --> 00:15:40,747 Whoa-whoa-whoa! Easy, girl. Easy, canoe. 449 00:15:40,848 --> 00:15:42,383 Ha! You see? 450 00:15:42,450 --> 00:15:44,589 This is wonderful. 451 00:15:45,757 --> 00:15:48,262 "Closed for vacation, back tomorrow"? 452 00:15:48,395 --> 00:15:50,534 Bob and Linda didn't tell me they were taking a trip. 453 00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:54,040 Wow, okay, so we're not telling each other things anymore? 454 00:15:54,141 --> 00:15:55,878 Fine, we'll see how you like it 455 00:15:55,978 --> 00:15:57,948 when I don't tell you about the cloud I saw 456 00:15:58,015 --> 00:15:59,552 that looked like my truck. (growls) 457 00:15:59,652 --> 00:16:01,856 I thought we were friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 458 00:16:01,923 --> 00:16:03,225 You know what else? I don't want 459 00:16:03,325 --> 00:16:04,595 the key to your apartment anymore. 460 00:16:04,695 --> 00:16:06,633 Yeah, I don't want the key to your apartment! 461 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,770 Since we're not close enough for you to tell me 462 00:16:08,870 --> 00:16:10,741 that you're going on a vacation! 463 00:16:10,808 --> 00:16:12,243 (crying) 464 00:16:12,277 --> 00:16:14,314 "Teddy, we know how you don't like 465 00:16:14,414 --> 00:16:16,185 "when we leave, so we texted you, 466 00:16:16,218 --> 00:16:18,189 but we didn't hear back." Text? 467 00:16:18,289 --> 00:16:19,926 I didn't get a-- Oh, look at that. 468 00:16:19,992 --> 00:16:22,063 "We took a last-minute trip. But we made you 469 00:16:22,130 --> 00:16:24,301 "a burger and we put it in the fridge in our apartment. 470 00:16:24,367 --> 00:16:26,539 "Use the key we gave you that one time 471 00:16:26,606 --> 00:16:29,812 that you never gave back to let yourself in." 472 00:16:29,912 --> 00:16:31,816 Oh, my God, the key! No! 473 00:16:31,916 --> 00:16:34,187 The key! No! No! 474 00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:36,191 Hello, hi, how are you? 475 00:16:36,325 --> 00:16:38,195 Long weekend, huh? (growls) 476 00:16:38,295 --> 00:16:41,536 Okay, there's a little bit of water coming in here. 477 00:16:41,603 --> 00:16:44,140 Little giardia, too. I'm sure it's fine. 478 00:16:44,207 --> 00:16:46,311 I'm almost there. Bugs are clearing up. 479 00:16:46,378 --> 00:16:48,282 I guess the wind is blowing 'em off the water. 480 00:16:48,349 --> 00:16:50,186 Can't believe Bob and the kids are missing out 481 00:16:50,253 --> 00:16:52,090 on this stinky lake. 482 00:16:52,156 --> 00:16:54,662 (sighs) Hello, platform. 483 00:16:54,762 --> 00:16:55,731 I made it. 484 00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:57,935 This is nice. 485 00:16:58,002 --> 00:16:59,137 Floating here. 486 00:16:59,204 --> 00:17:01,074 This is all I wanted for us. 487 00:17:01,141 --> 00:17:03,680 I told you, you dumb family. 488 00:17:03,780 --> 00:17:05,016 Oh, so tired. 489 00:17:05,116 --> 00:17:06,853 Did not get a lot of sleep. 490 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,155 Maybe I'll just... 491 00:17:08,222 --> 00:17:10,561 close my eyes for a second. 492 00:17:10,661 --> 00:17:12,698 -(snoring) -(buzzing) 493 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,044 -(snoring) -(buzzing) 494 00:17:20,647 --> 00:17:23,385 - How does it look out there? - A lot of Nevins. 495 00:17:23,452 --> 00:17:25,323 Just got to wait for an opening and I'll run 496 00:17:25,389 --> 00:17:27,661 these bags to the car. Okay, I'm going. 497 00:17:27,728 --> 00:17:29,932 (gasping) 498 00:17:29,999 --> 00:17:30,934 Nope, nope, not an opening. 499 00:17:31,034 --> 00:17:32,905 So maybe a little... 500 00:17:33,005 --> 00:17:34,809 "hmm-hmm" while we wait for Mom? 501 00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:37,146 Uh, yeah, I-I-I guess. 502 00:17:37,247 --> 00:17:39,251 But pretend I'm still a good parent. 503 00:17:39,317 --> 00:17:40,887 - We always pretend that. - I wonder how Mom is. 504 00:17:40,988 --> 00:17:42,958 Hope she's enjoying the platform by herself. 505 00:17:43,025 --> 00:17:44,962 And I hope the platform is enjoying her. 506 00:17:45,029 --> 00:17:46,131 It's lucky to have her. 507 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,467 Guys, let's all just watch TV 508 00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:49,371 and not think about how we've let Mom down 509 00:17:49,505 --> 00:17:51,509 and how we're a huge disappointment as a family. 510 00:17:51,576 --> 00:17:54,080 She just wanted to do something special together, 511 00:17:54,147 --> 00:17:55,884 and we barely even tried. 512 00:17:55,918 --> 00:17:57,588 You know what? I-I'm gonna go out there. 513 00:17:57,688 --> 00:18:00,493 Through a swarm of angry, biting bugs, 514 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,865 and join her on the giardia platform. 515 00:18:02,932 --> 00:18:05,136 Because I guess that's what I should do, 516 00:18:05,236 --> 00:18:07,240 and I-I, you know, I want to do. 517 00:18:07,307 --> 00:18:09,377 Sort of. Oh, right. It's empty. 518 00:18:09,444 --> 00:18:11,214 I'm coming, too. Pass the can. 519 00:18:11,315 --> 00:18:12,551 (imitates can spraying) 520 00:18:12,618 --> 00:18:14,220 What? The bugs don't know if we're out. 521 00:18:14,321 --> 00:18:15,924 Aw, what the hell? I'm in. 522 00:18:16,058 --> 00:18:18,362 And I'm gonna say the whole thing was my idea. 523 00:18:18,429 --> 00:18:19,832 (snoring) 524 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,603 (muttering) 525 00:18:21,736 --> 00:18:23,940 (high-pitched voice): How about this heat? Whew! 526 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:26,044 What-what? (stammers) Who's that? 527 00:18:26,144 --> 00:18:27,748 Me! The Nippin' Nevin. 528 00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:29,585 I'm right over here. I'm waving. 529 00:18:29,652 --> 00:18:31,923 - Oh, oh, yeah. - You're not looking at me. 530 00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:34,127 Here, look, I'm doing the MC Hammer dance. 531 00:18:34,194 --> 00:18:36,098 - Do you see me now? - Oh, yeah! 532 00:18:36,164 --> 00:18:37,568 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 533 00:18:37,635 --> 00:18:39,437 So what's going on? Are you gonna bite me? 534 00:18:39,538 --> 00:18:40,741 Ah, I'm good. 535 00:18:40,807 --> 00:18:42,343 I'll probably let my kids do it. 536 00:18:42,410 --> 00:18:44,047 - Oh, you have kids? - Yep. 537 00:18:44,114 --> 00:18:45,449 - That's nice. - Sometimes. 538 00:18:45,517 --> 00:18:46,853 Well, don't take this the wrong way, 539 00:18:46,919 --> 00:18:49,925 but your family kind of ruined my family's little trip. 540 00:18:50,026 --> 00:18:51,729 Um, we live here. 541 00:18:51,796 --> 00:18:53,232 - So... - Oh, right. 542 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:55,570 It's just, my family never gets to go away on trips. 543 00:18:55,637 --> 00:18:57,908 We just stay in our apartment and work in the restaurant 544 00:18:58,042 --> 00:18:59,645 all day and this other mom was talking about 545 00:18:59,745 --> 00:19:03,285 how great her trip was and how close her family is and... 546 00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:05,456 Oh, are you guys not close? 547 00:19:05,557 --> 00:19:08,462 No, no, we're close. We're super close. 548 00:19:08,530 --> 00:19:10,299 Listen, can I tell you something? 549 00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:13,305 - Sure, bug mom. - Just because your family ecosystem 550 00:19:13,372 --> 00:19:15,744 isn't like some other family's ecosystem 551 00:19:15,844 --> 00:19:18,082 doesn't mean it's not healthy. 552 00:19:18,148 --> 00:19:19,852 Huh, yeah, maybe you're right. 553 00:19:19,952 --> 00:19:21,556 Also, you need to wake up now. 554 00:19:21,656 --> 00:19:23,893 - I do? - You do. The wind changed. 555 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,429 And we're hungry. 556 00:19:25,530 --> 00:19:27,400 And your skin is our food, so... 557 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,705 Oh, but we're friends now. 558 00:19:29,772 --> 00:19:31,074 Mm, you better wake up. 559 00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:32,778 Oh, God! Oh! Oh! Get it off! Ow! 560 00:19:32,845 --> 00:19:35,449 Oh, I got to get back! Ow! Ow! 561 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:36,719 (gagging) 562 00:19:36,786 --> 00:19:39,357 Windpipe! Uh, where's the stupid canoe? 563 00:19:39,391 --> 00:19:40,493 Oh, it sunk. Uh... 564 00:19:40,594 --> 00:19:42,998 I'll just pull this... (grunting) 565 00:19:43,065 --> 00:19:44,367 No, no, no, no! Oh, boy. 566 00:19:44,467 --> 00:19:45,937 Looks like I'm swimming back to shore. 567 00:19:46,004 --> 00:19:48,777 Okay, I've gotten diarrhea doing dumber stuff than this. 568 00:19:48,843 --> 00:19:51,448 Giardia water, here I come. One, two... 569 00:19:51,516 --> 00:19:52,885 - BOB: Linda! - TINA: Mom! 570 00:19:52,985 --> 00:19:54,354 - GENE: Stop! - LOUISE: Don't jump! 571 00:19:54,421 --> 00:19:56,425 Oh, you came! (grunting) 572 00:19:56,559 --> 00:19:57,928 We're sorry we didn't come with you. 573 00:19:57,995 --> 00:20:01,435 No, I'm sorry I dragged us out here in the first place. 574 00:20:01,536 --> 00:20:03,072 - Where's your canoe? - It sank. 575 00:20:03,205 --> 00:20:05,677 - TINA: Of course it did. - And I had a dream and a bug taught me 576 00:20:05,711 --> 00:20:07,781 not to listen to what's her name at the grocery store 577 00:20:07,848 --> 00:20:10,554 and we're doing great and our ecosystem's doing great and... 578 00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:13,392 Sorry, Mom, uh, love the dream, but can we go now, please? 579 00:20:13,459 --> 00:20:14,762 - Yep, yep, yep. Aah! - TINA: Easy. 580 00:20:14,862 --> 00:20:16,498 (all clamoring, screaming) 581 00:20:16,566 --> 00:20:18,770 Let's get out of this hellhole. 582 00:20:19,404 --> 00:20:21,208 Go! Go, go, go! Is the car packed? 583 00:20:21,308 --> 00:20:22,845 Car's packed! Keys! Keys, keys! 584 00:20:22,911 --> 00:20:25,216 Hurry! Before they figure out how to cut our brakes! 585 00:20:25,316 --> 00:20:26,986 GENE: Bye-bye, bugs! 586 00:20:29,491 --> 00:20:31,394 Oh, no! We forgot to sign the guest book. 587 00:20:31,461 --> 00:20:32,798 Is it rude to not sign the guest book? 588 00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:35,302 Oh, well, uh, we'll leave a comment on the website. 589 00:20:35,369 --> 00:20:36,873 Like a middle finger emoji? 590 00:20:36,939 --> 00:20:39,578 No, something like, "Smelled like a poop tornado. 591 00:20:39,678 --> 00:20:41,716 "The entire lake is a health hazard. 592 00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:44,454 But the group I was with made it all worthwhile." 593 00:20:44,522 --> 00:20:47,393 - Aw. - Uh, I think we forgot the TV. 594 00:20:47,460 --> 00:20:48,763 - We're going back! - KIDS: Yep! 595 00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,600 GENE: We're coming for you, sweet baby! 596 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,303 ♪ I'm itchin' to get down to the lake ♪ 597 00:20:52,370 --> 00:20:54,474 ♪ Tell life that it can bite me ♪ 598 00:20:54,542 --> 00:20:56,244 ♪ 'Cause I'm takin' a break ♪ 599 00:20:56,344 --> 00:20:58,683 ♪ I'm itchin' to get down to the lake ♪ 600 00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:02,023 ♪ Get away from it all, this is not a mistake ♪ 601 00:21:02,123 --> 00:21:04,962 ♪ Jumpin' in the water and I'm feelin' so free ♪ 602 00:21:05,029 --> 00:21:07,901 ♪ Then it starts moving something inside of me ♪ 603 00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:10,974 ♪ It makes me want to scream, it makes me want to shout ♪ 604 00:21:11,007 --> 00:21:14,180 ♪ It makes me want to go ahead and let it all out ♪ 605 00:21:14,214 --> 00:21:16,919 ♪ I'm itchin' to get down to the lake ♪ 606 00:21:16,986 --> 00:21:20,560 ♪ Tell life that it can bite me 'cause I'm taking a break ♪ 607 00:21:20,627 --> 00:21:21,929 ♪ I'm itchin' to get down to the lake. ♪ 608 00:21:21,996 --> 00:21:23,766 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 609 00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:26,037 and TOYOTA.